I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
i'm going to be one of those im-wearing-a-shirt-as-a-dress girls today. dont make fun of me, i need laid
pretty sure i remember announcing that i lost my virginity to that brad paisley song when it came on during power hour?
your address is 607B right?
yeah why?
i need to tell the guy bringing over the flaming bag of dog shit where to put it
My dick just stopped my iPhone from falling into the toilet.
Chinese roommate asked me this a.m when u left if all girls here have multiple boyfriends..
Based on the pics I have taken of hookups while they were passed out or sleeping, I have scientifically concluded that no two vagina lips are the same. They are like snowflakes.
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
No more jager for that guy. He jacked the neighbor kids big wheel, rode around making jet noises, then passed out behind the wheel and rolled it and broke his wrist
I replaced his Viagra pills with sleeping pills.
I am stoned at Disneyland with my little brother. It's gonna be a good day.
At the end of the night i was really thirsty and tied to a bedpost
The comfort of this onesie is keeping me single
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
It doesn't matter if it's only been 3 days since you last changed your sheets. If your fuck buddy comments on how your bed smells like sex, it's time to change them again.
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