We were so bored at work tonight that we were in dry storage taking turns pouring the boxed wine we use for cooking into each others' mouths. I think I'm starting to understand the "problem" aspect of "drinking problem."
i am only reminding you that showing off your fellatio skills on vegetables is probably not an appropriate party trick
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
I don't know where your sunglasses are, I was too preoccupied with girls not old enough to drive past midnight.
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
And on top of all this... he just told me to "chill my nips."
I guess since this is supposed to be my year of the lesbian it's okay
scream really loud. we think you crawled under the deck
He gave me four orgasms and I kept yelling "Thank you!" and he kept replying, "My pleasure!"
Midwestern nice.
I WILL NOURISH YOU WITH SOUP AND PENIS!!!!!! And a sandwich of your choosing.......you like turkey?
im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
You're 21st was epic. I woke up at 6 a.m. on the floating beer pong table in the pool with a beer still in hand. Didn't even spill any
I'm eating a block of cheese like its a sandwich in the tsa line
This is the nicest bathroom I've ever been drunk in. The urinal is gold.
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