I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
maybe i'll see you again later :)
I'd rather shit a knife.
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
speaking of graduation plans, i'm blacked out eating sausage
Just abandoned him for a bowl of soup and the living room floor...hope the window replacement guys don't get a show..I miss you!
Fuck away man. Like 3% of these new people will be back next week. This is the best week of the year to slam bitches at the gym.
Are you really surprised she can't remember? That's like 50 people. I couldn't rattle off all 50 state capitols off the top of my head, you're bound to forget a few here and there
all I've ever wanted was a guy with twelve cats who will tie me up in bed
Yeah, nothing like barfing into a grocery bag you just put dog shit into.
But how MUCH of an emergency? Like, should I go to the ER now, or can it wait until after the bar crawl?
We didn't have a place to have sex. So we timed the automatic car wash & spent $9 for 3 minutes and 45 secs of car sex.
My weirdest encounter with a stranger though was when for some reason they just gave me a box of unopened socks. Needless to say, I never used them.
Id like to submit an apology whenever you feel like talking.
Its not gonna be for awhile Im not a very forgiving person especially since you TOTALED MY FUCKING CAR.
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like running into your ex boyfriend at the liquor store at 3 in the afternoon.
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