I wish I could tape me & him having sex. Not for pornographic reasons, just for comic relief.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
now there's a facebook group for all the people whose lives i've ruined
there was a guy who was being paid to stand outside of Abercrombie without a shirt on... normally i would be okay with this but he was 40...
do people really wait til 5 oclock to start drinking in real life?
You have to understand, this is the first time I'm looking at a whopper sober.
Im about to have a threesome, Ill pay you twenty bucks to go clean my room. Just throw it all in the closet.
It's like his dick is pushing through his pants and driving him over here.
It's never too late to be topless.
It's a gateway drink.... Starts with wine... Then I wake up in my car with mascara on my arms covered in french fries...
Use "feeling words"
Yay
There's a quesaritto in the oven. Neither of us have been to Taco Bell in 3 weeks.
I know he works a lot but c'mon man. I 69'd you the first week we boned. Put a little effort in. Fuck.
you started putting peanut butter on your pubes.
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