Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
So Delta doesn't take cash. I used my card to buy a drink and asked the attendant if she could leave it open.
tell me how a rose bowl party involves waking up to find a raccoon in my kitchen cabinet eating my oreos the next morning?
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
It Amazes me that I was able to drunk update my status in Spanish last night.
Definitely sounds like it's time for some eggs with a side of strap on
So is there some kind of punch card you and I get to use every time we fuck a chick with a cast?
Bartender at the wedding asked if he was making my drinks too strong. I laughed at him.
I wish my bank account would intervene on my life choices.. $200+ in alcohol in 2 weeks and a $40 McDonald's bill is a cry for help.
I swear if you get so drunk that I have to sing Bohemian Rhapsody to you again to get you to come out of the bathroom I'm leaving you at the bar this time.
Hypothetically speaking - is it bad if you get cut off at an airport bar at 11:30am?
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
This girls ass literally just fell out of her jeans in front on me on the escalator. Going commando on a Monday morning is a bold move.
That chick keeps sending eggplant emojis
Welcome to dating in the digital age. Better catch up now that you’re divorced
and eggplant is code for penis. It means she’s DTF. Go get her tiger!!!
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