It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
Im sick of reading dumb tattoos while having sex
stumble upon led me to how to make wine in prison, followed by wedding dresses. it knows my life too well
someone to text and fuck? since when does that constitute a relationship?
since 2006
We lost power at midnight which freaked out my roomate and friends. The power came back on 30 minutes later. We are now at the bar having "the rapture came and we were left behind" shots
Hey can you text me Heidi's phone number. I just stapled her mattress to the wall and I want to send her a picture of it.
I'll make some time for you! I don't know how long you need to get off, but I should only need 2-7 minutes, pending what kind of socks I have on.
He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
I STILL HAVE A HARD TIME DECIDING WHAT TO WEAR IN THE MORNING HOW WOULD IT BE POSSIBLE FOR ME TO PICK A PAIR OF PANTS AND GO OH ILL JUST WEAR THESE FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE
I'd like to thank you for ensuring I didn't die. Id also like to show you the most impressive bruise you will perhaps ever see
GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN NO RULES ICE CREAM FOR BREAKFAST woooo!
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
A fire alarm is going off in some building, people are running around naked and people are passed out in the MIDDLE of the sidewalk. If they ban parties again, I'm going to be pissed.
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