Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
If theres one good thing that came out of our relationship its this chicken recipe. And squirting.
The port-a-pottys are knocked over so I have nowhere to sleep.
Woke up this morning with seven juice boxes under my pillow and an empty box of condoms In my pocket. Good night.
they were having sex on the toilet apparently and everytime someone knocked they flushed. it was like an auditory scoreboard of sex duration.
Best part? I know that the likelyhood of this turning into an intimate relationship is like 4.25%
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
So me and him are making out, and the other two are on the couch behind us. he randomly stops kissing me and goes "oh god I think she just took off her shirt" I look behind me and I see her tits flapping up and down. This man has amazing senses..
I feel bad cuz I was his ride home, but I didn't know I was going to have a religious experience with a guy in a cookie monster t-shirt. You can't plan for that shit.
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
I would've fucked Winston Churchill - rode that D like I was going into battle.
So far 2 of my professors caught me looking at their dicks
Did I honestly think it was a good idea to wear my pink robe out in public at 2 in the morning ?
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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