Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
Espresso. Can't sleep. Love puppies
I wish Pampers made couches for people like us.
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
You'd think with all the porn he watches he'd be a little better at this...
just got a hand job during a movie in class today is gonna be great!
I just told a dude I hooked up with last night he was the pick of the litter.
What happened on tuesday that a stripper knows my full name?
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
scratch that I can tell you where she is shes drunk on a beach somewhere being a penis slayer
Perhaps if I didn't mortify my parents last night with my drunken obnoxious behavior which resulted in the casualty of an entire decorative bathroom shelf which I completely ripped off the wall and left for dead, I would be more than willing to go day drinking.
You thought there were zombies attacking us so you tried to tuck and roll out of a moving vehicle. Also you should consider wearing underwear
He pulled out the guitar, sat in tub, and took requests while she puked her brains out in the toilet. I think he loves her.
So learned a new trick last night.... Taking body shots from my own tits... Mom would be so proud
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