HIV tests are more positive than that guy
Do u have any bacon or vodka by chance
Just printed out my Plan B coupon at the library. Saving my own printer ink and paper as well as 10 dollars towards not being knocked up.
scratch lunch, i just found about 7 more dicks drawn on my back
I think the old lady next to me at the bar just saw your pussy
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
I'm too old for chlamydia. That's for 20 year olds who go to clubs and do drugs I've never heard of.
I should be rewarded with oreos for not turning into a raging cunt.
We turned a wake into a bar crawl.
Pussy, Peanut Butter Cookies,and Bubble Wrap
We were making fun of some people having sex on the beach, an hour later we were having sex on a golf course
You "drove" the computer chair around the party for a good fifteen minutes. you would crash into things, freak out, and yell for an ambulance.
Do u think the bouncer will let me in with a giant stuffed snake?
Just because I know you’ll get a kick out of this, I sneezed earlier and cupcake frosting came out
Idk... I'm not sure why anyone would use a flesh light in general. Let alone hook it up to a wifi device.
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