I have had sex with more partners than how old he is.
what do you think about when you wanna get rid of a boner?
dying kittens.
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fuck he's narrating my life in a british voice make him stop im way too fucking high for this
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i was so fucked up i thought i was at home depot
The carpet cleaning people refuse to steam clean human feces. I'll call back later and blame it on the dog not you
Oh my god I just remembered I bit a stripper last night.
It's end St Patricks day. I'm gonna need a leash. And a bib. And a rain check on anything considered dignifying.
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
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My arrest report says I was found in midtown "performing lewd and lascivious acts on top of art meant for public display and enjoyment".
You gave him that scrunchie you made and called it your "sex offering".
Once you've had an oral std scare, you're an expert.
Once again, marijuana saves me from going to jail
Yeah, oh and the story gets better. His friend was dressed as a christmas tree wrapped in twinkle lights and had to plug himself in the wall all night.
I want to be her friend more than I want to fuck her boyfriend.
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