I can't wait until next week, when I find out what drunk me added to the Netflix queue.
At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
Mom just apologized for her lack of a gag reflex not being genetic.
then he tried to tell me how many times he had seen Scott's dick. his estimate was about 180 times. he thought I didn't understand.
Not much, just your average college male Sunday cleaning period blood out of the carpet.
Tell me you're kidding.
Besides scarred, I'm not much of anything right now.
I wouldn't blame my organs if they just decided to quit working after this weekend
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
You won't wear your Santa suit, I can't get trashed, and you won't use handcuffs! This is the worst Christmas EVER.
Why does my jaw hurt?
I may have punched you.
So if a girl goes for it you're gonna stop her and tell her you gave up ejaculation for lent?
Why is there a muffler in the livingroom?
First, I just want to say that I had nothing to do with it. Second, how good is your car insurance?
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
The couple in the apartment next to mine are both opera singers. I’m never sure if I’m hearing them banging or doing vocal warm-ups.
Get over your kidney infection all ready. You have been sober for too long.
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