that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
I'll probably hate you when I'm sober
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
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My mom is getting really tired of hearing the excuse 'it's 5 oclock somewhere'
He's got a pretty small dick but he's a total sweetheart. I'm gonna buy a new dildo and just deal with it.
It's stupid hot. I just want to be laying in a bathtub full of margaritas
You got kicked out after 30 minutes, 3 beers and 2 shots. Group record. Also you kept rubbing his belly and calling him buddha.
I have bad memories with every alcohol but we manage to work through the problems for the good of the relationship
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Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
Take your time. I'm mowing the lawn. In the dark. Drunk.
We just stood outside and debated the existence of mermaids for about 20 min. Is this what too drunk is?
I had to carry him up the hill while he was wearing nothing but knee high socks and a blue glitter sequin leotard.
Why is this not a picture message?
Does it count as a threesome if your friend drunkenly has sex on top of you while you're passed out?
If my one night stand asked me to move in with him right after does it still count as a one nighter?
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