she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
okay so i know you are missing your wallet but at least its not your tooth. i am missing my tooth.
Max was wondering if he could trade you sex for the use of your jumper cables
Remember that amazing deer? You peed next to that dear..
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I don't know who the girl crying at my kitchen table eating gravy from the KFC container is, but I feel like she could be my soulmate
Thats the worst face I've ever seen you make an I've seen you throw up in your own hair.
We're about to have a bottle rocket fight on jetskis. You have 5 minutes to get on our level.
Dreamed I made out with a stranger after falling out of a car, let's make this happen tonight.
Exactly. So you're exempt under the "I can't just fuck her to make it go away" clause of 2010.
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just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
My garbage can has nothing in it besides condoms and candy wrappers. That's good garbage.
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
Though I do have to question why i found you and my brother passed out on his bedroom floor, no clothing between you except his tie wrapped around your dick
I was in the bathroom and I heard a phone ding inside one of the stalls. I really wanted to say, nature is calling, but I was still in my work uniform
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
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