I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
I wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commercials.
man i wonder what i would be like if i had never started smoking weed
Stealing vibrators from Walmart together was when I realized you'd be my Maid of Honor.
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we tried to steal a tractor last night. you should have come out.
I got woken up by a construction worker, turns out I was laying in a hallway, naked and wrapped in a matress pad. To answer your question no, I did not study for this test I got David Hasselhoff drunk
I knew as soon as he opened a beer with his teeth to shotgun it that I was going to sleep with him. I'm never going home.
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
I ate vegetarian today, so I deserve a beer.That's my justification.
It's like you're the voice of my soul.
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I'm doing running of the bulls tomorrow at 7am...except in New Orleans roller derby girls chase you.
Nope. I've found you care about two things in life: your momma and spreading your seed.
He said I gave him the best head he's ever had and I bowed. I BOWED.
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
I'm about to play another round of who's panties are in my car.
I told him he looked like my uncle.
Why would you say that in a bathtub?
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