On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
Its a long story, but I have superglue on my tongue
haha you were so trashed that you deleted all of your christian music from itunes and kept saying"c-ya God, nice knowin ya"
My complete lack of self respect has really improved my blow job technique
just realized we made a drinking game to how many times they say "hakuna matata" in the lion king last night... hello sophomore year.
He's spent his last 3 years working at Urban Outfitters. No, I'm not sad I missed out on a life of mustaches, the dollar menu and shitty scarves.
is it too much to get a jumbo margarita in a sippy cup right now?
PLAN B IS EXPENSIVE ON A $50 A WEEK BUDGET.
It all went downhill when I figured out I could launch myself into people with my crutches
its like my brain is a tree and you are those little cookie elves
I lost my bar virginty and made out with a dwarf. It was a good night
You slapped my ass and yelled "HOOTY TOOTY WHAT A BOOTY" in a Schwarzenegger voice
He's two decades older than you. Remember how you said you wish you lived in the 70s? HE DID.
you're now officially the 3000 mile booty call. congrats.
I know you're here! I can hear your phoneeeee. Wake up and do illegal things with me.
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