Keeping my bail papers as a souvenir from when I was arrested. Too weird?
This house was built for laser tag.
just skyped with my friend to listen in on the people talking shit about me in the library. creepy or strategic?
Please talk me out of ordering the stripper pole for a dollar. Please.
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
Chick in class has 69 tattooed on the back of her neck. Target acquired.
Worst walk of shame everrr. Hopefully the thought of me walking 20 minutes in the freezing cold with someone else's sweatpants, a bra on & high heels will cheer you up today.
Oh god there are people jogging. Fuck off productive people, you don't know me.
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
He should be castrated
Nah he might accidentally come while they're cutting it off. Wouldn't be fair to the surgeons
You know what, don't even answer. Just promise me you'll go to the Corner of Shame when you get home.
Welcome to a new world. May the gods of weed smile upon you as you embark on exploring this new dimension.
When we were texting for those few weeks, I some how established a crush on you. And its weird and wild and stupid and silly. But these things just have to be said sometimes to determine what's real and what is infatuation. And to suffer the consequences of five am drunk philosophy. No regrets.
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
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