Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
I woke up at 11 this morning in my car parked in front of the bar.
I know, I tried to wake you up, but I couldnt. So I walked home
i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
you just stared at your feet and said some shit about the molecules dancing and how you had just solved physics.
Just made a Mimosa with Chardonnay and Emergen-C.
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
I'm watching a Sinbad stand up special. Not even drugs can make this funny.
I just watched a woman break three wood planks with her boobs. I don't know how I feel about that
It was a sobriety test blowjob. If he could get it up, he could get me home.
I know you're gay. But if I'm not getting dick, then you have to. That's what friends do.
Did you know there is a guy on the porch, wrapped in your snuggie, singing no woman no cry and drinking wine coolers?
Getting haircut. The stylist asked about the body paint dried in my hair. I told her there was prob glitter, too. It was a fun night!
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
Captain Morgan does not know self control. Nor does he teach it.
Pretty sure I love my nipple piercing more than I'll love my children someday
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