I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
the brownie started to kick in before i finished the essay... it became a race against my own increasing intoxication
I couldn't tell if those girls from the bar were lesbians or just awesome
walking on campus just saw the exact moment some kids life got ruined
he's on the phone and just starts going "FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCKKKKK", then follows it with "Are you sure your pregnant?"... made my day
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MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
I don't know, but I don't want you to think its ok to show up at my house at 4 am with a gorilla suit and a bucket of pinnapple and think id be ok with it
Just took 11th shot of tequila. I may puke in my bear head.
Sweet. I'm actually coaching my work study into a 4-girl orgy so dinner was kinda important. Yes, I'm the best boss ever.
You and the dog were competed for the water dish
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The "don't have sex with him again" alerts you set on my phone just started going off.
Good. "Seriously, don't do it" should start in about five minutes.
Ways to ruin a one night stand: the guy finds your parenting magazine on your dorm room desk.
I think your husband is breaking up with me...
I told her I was going to sleep early last night. I probably should not have sent that snapchat of us playing beer pong.
First encounter with a mirco peen. I was confused when he said he doesnt go down on girls. Cmon dude, practice on a peach.
I'm pretty sure my therapist gave me the green light to fuck him.
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