Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
woke up in my one night stand's bed and barfed all over her floor. she came back from the bathroom, looked at the vomit, looked at me and said "normally i'd tell you to clean it and get the fuck out, but i remember the sex was good, so i'll let it go." Score.
If you're still awake, how rude would it be if I masturbated in her new apartment on moving day? If you're asleep, then ask me how it was.
ive realized i need to start an "avoid moving in with my parents after graduation" fund
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
"The cab driver felt bad for us so he stopped to buy us chocolates. That counts as a valentine!"
Also cheers for the reminder to check last night's texts. It's been a magical adventure through drunk me's thought process.
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
But on the bright side the arresting officer was just as hot as I remember and I took a pretty okay mugshot.
Good News: There was a condom on the floor. Bad News: It was still in the wrapper
This is why I can't take dates to shows... I've literally made out with everyone in this band. And two of the guys in the crowd. And the bartender.
Masturbated while waiting for my face mask to dry, so it was a productive night.
I still dont see how i drunkenly impressed your mom
can we do this tomorrow? ...i accidently got high.
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