Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
the jolly green giant just puched the pope. halloween is the best.
I'm not saying going to the volleyball games drunk on Tuesday night was a bad idea I'm just saying we shouldn't make a routine of it.
Weekend has begun hello red wine at 10am on a Wednesday
Great I'll forever be branded as gym slut at the new gym.
Sorry, but you probably shouldn't come over. I'm too sober for this.
I cooked you Mac and cheese when I was drunk and drugged. That counts for about 4 meals. Try harder
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
My dad just sent me a text reminding me to bring the family beer pong championship belt. Thanksgiving 2012 just got real
You got pulled on stage by a stripper who wore ruffled ankle socks and did jumping jacks for her dance. Then you were put in a chokehold by a security guard that almost cried because you supposedly said "fuck you!" to him.
Dude you spoke to a girl about CRICKET. She MUST want sex
This guy is like Don Jon! Im over here this weekend and at least four times I've heard porn on his phone thru the bathroom door.
The only people who really get me are strippers and mascots for sports teams.
So much for no-infidelity-fridays....
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