people would bow to what i just did to her vagina
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
So apparently last night I was running around columbus circle station screaming that Obama was a pussy and that "waterboarding should always be an option" lol
You came into my room at 3am.. drunk.. and asked to do spanish homework together. Props for being a good student.
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
I feel like I'm a marionette being lifted around. Four Loko.
That girl that gave me a blowjob, I think I fired her last year.
He makes me wish my vagina was bigger... This must be what love feels like.
So the first 4 hours of my morning was equivalent to seeing under water. Things were starting to get better until I remember I drank mustard for free stuff and flossed my teeth with a strand of hair from a stranger in the bathroom.
I'm just crazy horny about you
I was looking at our sex bingo and pretty much every single row or column has at least one kind of person that is harder to find than all the rest
We've made things harder for ourselves
The struggle will be part of the fun
If your find a 12 pack on your doorstep consider it a gentleman's agreement to never speak of that night again
I think I'm destined to be the stoner version of one of those successful but emotionally unavailable characters Sandra Bullock always plays in movies
Turns out the dorm toilet can't take a punch. Gonna be a long year without Mexican food.
I don't know. Seeing the vagina stretched out beyond normal proportions is like watching your favorite superhero die.
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