Just got my rental car in Iowa...gas is under 2 dollars in des moines...this is not a real state
Kareoke will never be a sober sport
So I went to have a snack...can you please tell me why there's a condom in the hummus?
Yea went to the bars and he called me 2 hours later with random people saying he is at a place that i don't think exists
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I just had to google "How do I get semen stains off of drywall." I'm relatively proud of this
There's two girls at the bar sniffing each others boobs.
Only you could walk of shame to a childrens pirate themed birthday party
I FOUND THE NORMAL CONDOMS. THIS IS GOD TELLING ME TO CHASE AFTER MY DREAM.
I'm 11 for 13 getting drunker than the person who's birthday it is
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How dare you question the sanctity of Chocolate-and-Porn day
Just bailed on her the best way possible. Got tickets to the game. Only issue is.... if we lose, we not only lost, but I skipped sex to watch us lose
He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
Apparently mid making out I got up and said "I need to figure out my life" went in the bathroom and threw up for two hours.
No more bourbon. Sleep now. I may die. Pray for me.
It's like a donut of clothes around a pair of heels. Like they were transported to another dimension naked.
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