Picture the opening band right now: euro, beer guts, one member in oversized hipster lumberjack apparel, the other in childsized american apparel and shorts. Singing in german.
No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
is this the only place in the world where you can get shot on one side of town, and have to stop for cows crossing the street on the other side?
Then he told me I had the most beautiful looking vulva
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
Dude you have to stop using "I eat good pussy" as a pick up line
Call me next time you want to get irresponsibly drunk when we have grown up things to do the next day.
He said he got laid, but you and i both know he was too high to leave his house.
Life just isn't the same without him waking me up at 4 in the afternoon with a look of pity on his face...
I just found glitter from our Father's Day party on my balls this morning.
DAD WTF
Though I don't usually want to turn down ladies who want to liquify my clothing with their eyes, I made an exception.
I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
I refuse to believe this is a lapse in my dick hunting skills. It's gotta be the gods playing a game.
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
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