oh no you fucking didn't eat my mac and cheese you cunt
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
so if i die before i go back to school its because the thing we found in the hallway that i've been smoking out of is a crack pipe
i dont care if it was her birthday. if she leaves me with a half rack of budweiser and her boyfriend obviously shits gonna go down.
Were playing bathroom attendees at the party and making people wash their hands
i made a dollar
i'm way too high for it to be safe that i just discovered i have a fire extinguisher
I kind of drew a blank when the doctor asked me how I got super glue up my nose.
There's a girl in the bathroom crying about something having to do with cream cheese.
hey your mom heard me say to her " That right your not going to Shit right for a month"
I apparently insisted on hugging all the bushes and apologizing for pollution on the way home.
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
I need someone to play with my boobs. Even platonically. I just need a good groping
Okay so I just had a really great idea
no.
He put on star wars porn, i thought it was hilarious last night but now i'm wondering why he has star wars porn
I thought he was hot. You know, in a “I’ve gone batshit insane and want blood for the blood god” sort of way.
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