Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
you just kept swimming in circles and whenever someone would try and coax you out you would scream "i CANNOT drown, my brother is the supervisor of a water park!!
And then she proceeded to fling her bra around while screaming the rocket power theme song, still managing to not fall off the skateboard
We went into lab today and when no one was looking i touched our cadaver's penis!
Most eventful shower ever. Jacked off, peed and puked in there.
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
The "don't get cum on anything" rule also applies to my furniture and scarves
That's not technology. Doesn't count.
The police report said "I asked the suspect if he had any identification. He replied yes and gave me a Pizza Hut gift card"
You threw up a gallon of vomit. I really have never seen anything like it in my decade of partying.
Do I have to cook for the potluck? Can I just bring a costco size bottle of Vodka?
It was funny for a while but 3 days later I still can't walk and I've constructed a diaper-like contraption to hold the ice pack on my vagina.
Randomize
