i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
Girl just texted me a pic of her boobs with the caption "don't think I'm a whore"
Day two of vacation and my first drink of the day is a plan b colada
Now go wash the fat girl off your hands.
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Oh, I'm just lighting tennis balls and WD-40 on fire, what are YOUUU doing?!
my bowl and the doses are under your mom's passenger seat
repeat: THERE IS LSD AND THC IN YOUR MOM'S CAR. HELP ME HELP US AVOID FELONIES
So it's ironically funny that my psychiatrist's office and my cocaine dealer's house are on the same street
Like he held up the condom afterwards, twirled it with his finger, and said "look at that load"
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
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How the hell does my fucking boss know about the goddamned magician I fucked?!?
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
I heard a crunch while giving him head. I looked up and he was eating Cheese Itz. So we made a deal that he'd take a hand job so I could eat them too.
He came so fast i dont think he got it all the way in. He apologized and gave me his favorite baseball card.
I was very impressed with his ability to carry on a conversation with his friends sitting in the front seat with his hand in my pants, getting a hand job, stoned, with a cigarette in his mouth. I think he's a keeper.
Can you explain to me why I showed my boobs to the firemen to get free beer?
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