is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
despite contrary belief, getting peanut butter off your balls is not as easy as it sounds
grown man stumbling drunk down green street wearing nothing but a hot dog costume and crying. its not even noon yet.
We're at that point in our relationship where sweatpants sex has become acceptable...
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once you started introducing yourself as "running-bear" i knew you were beyond fucked up
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
i refuse to be around anyone not wearing a sombrero...its cinco de mayo
If you wondered to yourself today, "did Sarah break her bathing suit strap and flash a pool full of children," the answer is yes.
The only thing I remember is doing a toddlers and tiaras dance routine onstage. I fucking CURTSIED.
OMG stop. Pretty feet? Sparkle baby!
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He's gotta be able to drive a truck, make me mac n cheese and give me the best orgasms. That's my perfect man
painting my nails while super high-drunk. Ended up painting my entire hands. Both.
He's balder, I'm skinnier. I win. I. Win.
I want to fling myself into the sun
My mum just told me to stop being so pathetic and just find someone to have sex with, even if I don't like them, just be grateful for the sex. Wow.
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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