he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
So stoned I forgot I was masturbating and went to go get a cookie.
If my boyfriend wants to eat his own jizz after masturbating, what does that make him?
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
She uses my penis to point at the tv when we talk about the shows. I love her
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
We should live in a duplex and just hook up with randoms for the rest of forever and be animal hoarders.
isnt this the same guy you hooked up with on his birthday and he then asked, "you were at me birthday?" the next time you were together?
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
He made me this shot called the allergen. It was a shot of vodka with a Claritin dropped in it.
apparently I crawled into someone's bed and demanded they call me 'big dog' before shotgunning a beer
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
I'm high and dancing to practical magic. Your needs for my penis can wait.
First date was awkward. I think I just saw someone die.
Don't Richard Nixon her vagina
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