Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
She was giving me great head...... until I asked her how much this was going to cost.... she left abruptly
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
I am particularly sorry about getting dome in your backseat. And for thinking you wouldn't notice.
Just found my shirt from Saturday, got an automatic contact buzz.
This baby is an asshole
Honestly I think at this point I purposefully schedule nothing on Sundays anymore so I can spend all day wallowing in my shame.
The 78 year old woman who works next to me divorced her ex husband, remarried her first husband, and retired all in one day. I'd say it makes your breakup on Valentine's day pretty insignificant.
He has a British accent. He could read me the phone book and I would come so hard he would need a wizened old man in a rowboat to save him.
So my roommate just came out of the shower with a dude...guess that answers all questions as to whether or not he's gay
Omg I literally just wanna sleep with you right now. Like actual sleep. Not sex. Well maybe. But sleep first
No dude. I can't think of anything LESS sexy than yodeling
Give me 20 minutes.. I'm going to need to start off with an orgasm to get through this day
It was just a hint of nipple. I kept it classy!
Do you even hear yourself?
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