New word for getting laid so we don't sound like whores in public when we are talking about it : stamp the passport
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
I just saw a girl licking a cheeseburger wrapper. dont ever let me get that fat
wanna go with us to feed the ducks bread soaked in vodka?
how could i say no?
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Scored tix to flower show. Do we want to go drunk on Saturday or hungover on Sunday? Only two options.
All three of them were helicoptering their dicks to persuade me to take my thong off
Have you picked out a bathroom stall in which to fuck? Since you've got all this free time before her plane lands...
I just want to trick people into going on dates with me so they can bring back to their houses and let me use their wifi.
No. Nooooo. No way. She looked like Amanda Bynes. The recent one not the one from All That.
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Her hotness level dropped from an 8 to a 2 as soon as I walked into her place. It REEKED of cat piss and there was no litter box and NO CATS.
My intervention, when it happens, should have vanilla cake....buttermilk icing.
I keep getting congratulated for drinking 2 six packs of mikes hard and winning the Olympic marathon and I don't remember this shit and now my throat is on fire
How's Vegas?
Woke up with a sculpture of my own head. Been trying to find Ashley for two days. so pretty not too bad.
Plus we had to have sex before the game because there is a good chance we won’t be speaking for the rest of the week. #ironbowl
Hitting up all my dealers for my birthday grams is paying off
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