Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.
Being drunk at the hospital is better than i expected. I got to hide and play in the little kids waiting area. Btw no one is hurt
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
Her idea of kinky involved a tazer
wtf?
I'm going back tonight
So then you challenged the bartender to an arm wrestling contest for a free bottle of vodka
Sweet. Did I win?
Youre hungover arent you?
Bryan's allergic to that cheap detergent, so he's been naked for three days. But we're all used to it now, so the party is still on.
Your fuck buddy is making you watch the OC. I think that counts as strings attached.
I do NOT want my proposal story to start "...he was peeing on me and then..."
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
Nothing is more confusing than dreaming about being chased by jets, then waking up with an erection.
I love friends. Friendship is wonderful. I wish the rain was my friend
I love you so much and not just because your dick is perfect
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