rolled in at 7am w/ 2 girls i met at the strip club. my neighbor was getting up to mow the lawn before he took his kids to school. i'm 31. he's younger. if given the chance, you think he'd want to switch places?
This morning when you woke up you looked like one of the Wii Bowling people. I think it was the eyebrows combined with the sambuca
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
The stripper from Delilahs paid the desk clerk to find out my room #. Either Im doin something very right or she's doing it worng.
Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
His kisses tasted like beef jerky and captain morgan. I'm pretty sure I came before he even took my clothes off.
Before I roll over explain to me why you're naked and on my floor.
I have a callous on the palm of my hand just below my ring finger that is entirely from opening so many beer bottles. I'm strangely proud right now.
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
You gave him that scrunchie you made and called it your "sex offering".
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
Wrong Cuomo but I had a dream last night in which I was very sexually attracted to Chris
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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