I think I just was a dick to Paul Rudd.
The stoners next door have their couch on the sidewalk again, shirtless, soaking their feet in a baby pool and listening to loud ukulele music. I want their life.
did i get hit in the head with a hammer? someone just asked me...
You know what my problem is? I'm like a machine designed for the sole intention of removing the pants from damaged girls.
You threw up on yourself mid conversation with your mom and then told her a girl at the party puked on you.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
I can't thank you enough for the well-timed blowjob. What a huge improvement in my outlook on the day.
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
WHY DO I KEEP FINDING CHICKEN THROUGHOUT THE HOUSE? GET YOUR ASS HOME NOW!
this whole "benign brain tumor" is truly a blessing in disguise. I almost want to start bringing MRIs to the bar because sympathy pussy is flowing like the nile
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
Dude. I’m playing chess through iMessage with a stripper. What has my life become.
Oh and people at work think i got knocked up so my gay roomie is claiming it as his lol
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