Not a fireman, but good enough for last night.
Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
so i havent checked yet but im almost positive that my left ass cheek is bruised. any idea what happened last night.
what the fuck man? i was JUST texting you the same thing. FUCK
She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
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Do you know how hard it is to write about pediatric crohn's when we're trying to figure out the keg situation for graduation?
Apparently riding the dog like its a small horse is frowned upon in this establishment
I did, I'm just saying. Once the drinking starts my nipples are no longer my control.
first reaction to dying the pubes purple - awesome. Reaction after I explain the process - not awesome. Hypothesis? when girls find out you know to bleach and dye your hair, they're turned off.
For our final psych experiment, we're conditioning Tim to hump the nearest inanimate object and/or person every time he hears a Ke$ha song
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Someone had written "Boxmonsterette" on the bathroom wall and I just knew you'd been here.
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
I just got wasted for $3.50. My life can't get any better.
What the fuck were you guys talking about?
Lube wrestling.
Oh, makes sense.
so it turns out that when you ride the subway drunk at 5 am you wake up with a sailor in your bed
IDK if she's gay or not, but there is something about the way she looks at me that says "do dirty dirty things to me." I have no choice but to oblige.
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