At any point in time, have you stopped and thought "I wonder how high Willie Nelson is right now?
You know your in college when you decide house chores with games of beer pong...
only you would photoshop your dick
She was holding a turtle doing a beer bong out of a flower watering can.
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
after we had sex he told me his original plan was to have sex with my roommate but his buddy likes her so i was backup
It's official. I now have that "I was drunk and needed the money" college story to share later in life.
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
YOU ARE THE WORST TRAVEL AGENT! THIS IS A SINGLES CRUSE FOR SENIORS. THEY ALL THINK IM THE FUCKING WAITRESS JUST CAUSE IM BLACK!!!
Not going to lie: not even the fact I'm wearing men's cargo pants can hide the fact I have an awesome ass.
Dude! We had to write our address on your arm in permanent marker so you wouldn't get lost. You just showed the cabbie your arm and he drove you! Nice guy.
my sex drive just dried up, fell out, and is rolling on the floor somewhere.
Hey the moment you step into my house, find me IMMEDIATELY so we can pinky promise on not roping anyone at the party into yet another threesome
I woke up in the bathtub with money shoved down my pants. I must've done something right.
Okay so my roommate deals some drugs so whenever he leaves we can hook up, be ready
I didn't know I was the on call booty call damn
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