she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
and this is why I hate my dad. He got 25x more angry with me when I wanted to drive a different route then he suggested to get to his house (more scenic- thus more enjoyable) then he did when I told him I was driving drunk with 4 people in the car and I got my 5th speeding ticket last night.
At least you're going to bed with all the teeth you woke up with
If we keep treating our bodies like amusement parks we have another 10 years left at best.
After the sixth shot I started to slur my pauses.
I hate the Packers so much, I wouldn't cheer for them if they were playing al Qaeda.
well since you're still married, you will be paying for my abortion right?
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
Today's dinner table topic: the probablity of my dad turning gay if he ever left my mom.
It's end St Patricks day. I'm gonna need a leash. And a bib. And a rain check on anything considered dignifying.
He needs a high five right to the fucking mouth. With a chair. Or an atomic bomb.
there's cocaine on the ipad again........... was your sister here last night?
I just want a boyfriend who will have sex to Disney Pandora.
Today has been hell. Also I saw a dead man's penis. It's safe to say I will be getting very drunk tonight.
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