I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
the shit that comes out of a woman's mouth when she knows you can't hit her is fucking unbelieveable
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
You know we had a good night last night when today I opened up my Google Translate application and the language is set to Persian and the phrase to translate is "I want you to suck my dick".
He did a 4 wheel burnout and yelled at the cops "Sorry! It's for a school project!". HOW does he think of this shit?
theres chocolate ground into my couch, nerds candy all over the floor and cocaine on every surface. great memorial day weekend and yours?
A beer is a heart your wish makes!!!
Thank god crabs can't live on your head. Thank god.
Don't you judge us. Sockets make ideal bowls
lost my vibrator and now I have to masturbate manually. The struggle is fucking real.
YOU LICKED MY MAKEUP OFF.
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
Any who, I expect to be showered with roses apon my arrival
How about beer and nachos?
A fine substitute!
Got any extra dick over there? I’m running low
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