Who goes to Church hungover
Those who weren't lucky enough to go still drunk
it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
If we keep treating our bodies like amusement parks we have another 10 years left at best.
so looking at the guys i've dated i feel my vag is a halfway house
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dude sorry but u no that when a guys 'likes' ur pic on facebook it only means he was just jacking off to it.
so just incase I die tonight I'm making a list of people that I don't want to be let in to my funeral
I had a pretty decent weekend -- aside from dropping the baby on her head. That.. That I feel bad about.
Note to self: don't tell your girlfriends dad you can have his daughter in bed by ten and home by midnight. He doesnt find it funny
Fighting the urge to throw up all over my little brothers jr high basketball bench. Welcome home aaron
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Apparently I really was petting a bunny named lazarus in Jimmy Johns last night.
she texted me 'with freud,' which i thought was drunk for 'i'm with my friend.' but nope, she was actually on a statue of the psychologist sigmund freud.
Drinking wine from a straw at 6:15 in the morning. This is what college does to people.
Why so philosophical about cake and sex this morning?
They offered me pot brownies in 7 minutes flat. Imagine my horror when I had to be like, are those gluten free?
good news, i've got tacos. bad news, kevin's in the ER. more good news, the tacos were free.
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