I'm not upset with you; I'm upset with Fox News.
She's like a coupon for free blow jobs. No purchase necessary.
i just googled the alphabet. i couldnt remember if it was jklomnop or jklmnop.
Dude you can't like a status about me getting hit by a car
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Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
every time I see Anne Hathaway all I can think is "my cousin fucked a guy who fucked her" and it makes me proud.... so I want to say thank you for being that cousin.
He soundtracked our prebreakup sex, our breakup, and out postbreakup sex. At least he's dedicated.
oh and if she happens to say anything about a cantalope and tissues... just go with it
I rode on his Vespa around Florence and fucked him in an empty train. It was like a way sluttier version of Lizzy McGuire
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Just call Katie. She's like the drunk whisperer; she can get them to do anything.
Why did you send me 12 pictures in a row of your expressionless face at 2:30 am?
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
Is eating a dinner of fishsticks and gin mean you're failing at adulthood? I'm asking for a friend.
Basically all I do anymore is get stoned with my cats, and then we share goldfish.
I lost my voice. So I'm going to pretend I'm Ariel with legs today.
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