How long after st. Patrick's day is it ok to shit green before I should seek medicial attention?
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
what has two thumbs and is going to bang you boss on monday?
Tequila is the liquid version of celery. I lose more calories during tequila drunk and the following sexual activities than I gain by drinking it...
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from the looks of the bare footprints in the snow it looks like i was dancing in circles which explains the frozen puke
I just got released from jail. still in my kilt. bring pants damnit. they won't understand.
pants will make it better? really?
My goal is to upperdeck the house I'm at, because it's some girl I don't know's birthday. Welcome to adulthood, bitch.
He passed out naked in my bathroom, then took a shower, then passed out again and then took another shower. Last time I let my brother visit.
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
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Well, I tried to shit into my refrigerator. It was a rough night.
Next Halloween, remind me to find a different wingman. Walking out in your pirate costume talking like Captain Ahab while i was banging her and telling me I had to harpoon the white whale really pissed her off.
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
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