Luol and I just scored with two 40 year old married chicks. They dropped us off on the way to soccer prctic. The kids in the back were confused. Call me.
YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
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there was 12 of us, girls included, shirtless and wielding swords as we bet on rock paper scissors in the middle of the bar. It was like Cinco de Mayo version of the Deer Hunter
You need to come over. I cant get her to stop eating honey mustard straight from the squeeze bottle
It was the best present I've gotten since I was 5 and I got a fucking easy bake oven. I'm not pregnant for realsies. Celebratory party at the house tonight. Invite all the nice dicks you know.
Either you got hacked or we need to have a serious discussion about sending penis enlargement emails to your straight friends and why you shouldn't. It sends the wrong message.
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
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Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
I saw this news story about two naked Satanists being arrested so I thought I should ask if you need bail money or pants
I swear if you get so drunk that I have to sing Bohemian Rhapsody to you again to get you to come out of the bathroom I'm leaving you at the bar this time.
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
The only words I could make out were "Dicksmash McIroncock".
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
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