Duck Duck Cougar?
I just saw a stripper wear a tube top around her floppy gut. God bless Michigan.
i just noticed 4 flies in my red wine. i drank them.
Before I left he asked me if I could submit my panties for the frat house undergarment chandelier. I said yes
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He stripped down to boxers and then started flinging jello shots with a spoon into people's mouths like a catapult.
This bitch flirting at the bar needs to close her legs and open up a book. I can literally feel my IQ dropping every time she bends down to show her tits.
Jealous?
Very.
I'm just pissed at the whore who takes over my body when I'm blacked out.
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
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It's like the dark age of my sex life being stuck here
Oh god...Did I just fuck a sugar granddaddy?!
The Game of Thrones convention was just a drunk fuckfest.
Please tell me you banged Jon Snow.
Oh fuck, I'm officially a cougar..he's got the same name as my grandson
I finished my first whiskey and I'm waiting to have a second one in celebration when your pregnancy test comes back negative
An old Grimace plushie came to life and gave me a pretty knife. I'm never doing acid again.
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