I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
After I talked about my ex for about twenty minutes, she just listened, sluts are so understanding
the girl next to me in class just threw up in a waterbottle during our exam.
Maybe I should forgo underwear.
This is a family BBQ no?
I saved him as teletubby in my phone....that can't be a good sign. I'm not answering.
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
Screw them and thier engaged asses. I've got liquor to drink and boys I don't know to make out with.
Gave him an awesome blow job on his living room couch last night, so at least he'll have something nice to think about next time he's watching the Tigers lose.
Man...I want to get monumentally fucked tonight.
So apparently using the emergency exit of the bar as a bathroom is frowned upon in this establishment...
Do I like my job? I just bought 1/2 oz of pot from my supervisor at work. At a discount. And he said, "pay me whenever."
I haven't taken a solid shit in four weeks. Do you know what started four weeks ago? Alcohol and dining hall food. Fucking college.
Bootycalls can't go limp that's like against the law
i'm not sure you can trust me in a car with 20 dozen donuts
He's eating me out right now. That's how bad he is.
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