You're mentally unstable and I would hate to be you
They were so loud I wrote them a sex critique and taped it to his door.
girls just need to accept the fact that i'm going to make out with their boyfriends
whatever. i don't care. i just want to be drunk wrapped in an american flag.
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what customs doesn't know wont hurt them
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
So we came to a decision, you need to fuck your hot roommate and send us pictures. We voted, so don't hate the democracy this great country stands for
well a fat roach just fell out of my hair. so there's that
going on a mission to find my pants and the guy who stole my beer don't wait up
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I have a magical vagina and I can't deny it anymore
Also- should we send out holiday cards? That say, "Eat a dick, 2014"?
Hopefully they won't bring up last year's Christmas party. I kind of predicted my great aunt's death...
IT'S LIKE LOOKING INTO GOD'S VAGINA!!!!
I’m pregaming Christmas shopping with grandma. What’s up?
Baked out of my mind. Went in the bathroom, a daddy long leg spider and a carpenter ant are battling it out on the floor. I brought my computer with some dubstep.
OMG THE ANT WON
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