how ive managed to spend 100$ at an open bar is beyond me.
I just ran from Santa Claus in Kroger
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
walking in back of a girl wearing booty shorts, a halter and a bracelet that says trainwreck. I don't get it. The first day of nice weather and all the whores come out, are they like hibernating bears or something?
He ended up walking out of his bedroom and told me to look at the nonexistent fire he was holding in his hand. Im upset I didn't take those shrooms.
Is this like a "I'm taking you out to dinner and treating you with respect" kind of date, or is this a "I'm gonna fill you with alcohol and cheese and stuff my dick in your anus" kind of date?
We still on for coffee?
Cream and sugar. Deliver to planned parenthood in 45.
i was really disappointed no one would drink beer from our cleavage last night except for us
You were riding my three year old's train yelling, 'I think I can, I think I can!!'
I thought I could.
He said he wanted to "superfuck" me
Does he wear a cape??
I think we need to stage an Intervention. Her Instagram is a call for help.
I wouldn't say I LOVE Pacman. I mean, sure, I'd battle against you in an epic Pacman struggle for blow jobs and glory. But I mean, who wouldn't?
you didnt realize it, but you puked in the bushes in front of a church and yelled "GOD IS DEAD"
We have had more Sex in the past 48 hours then we have in the past 3 months. I think it was from me dressing up as Darth Vader.
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
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