The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
I would convert to being a Republican and Mormon just to sleep with Romney's sons. The things I would to do them.
At one point last night I over heard you say " I'm gonna puke in a bag and pour it down your throat" I LOVE YOU.
DICK PUNCH EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA!!!!!
Don't come. It's not even a party it's a total sausage fest. Like 20 drunk dudes in a bedroom. We can still drink by ourselves though it'll be ok
I gave him a bunch of ideas to use to spice up their sex life. Say what you will, I am the best 'other' woman ever!
It's because of weed that I don't mind driving an hour to visit my family. And it's because of you that there's weed in my life. Thank you.
no one ever believes me when I try explaining to them that your straight. I'm all like, "yeah that's his girlfriends dress he's stretching out"
I just shaved my "bikini area" into a fucking pizza slice
We started a fund for a baby in a wine glass, I think we're pretty responsible.
Rough day
Good thing I've started drinking again
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
all I remember the next morning was crawling through the doggy door and finding my underwear in my purse
if being 21 means slamming 99 cent margaritas at 3:00 in the afternoon on a Tuesday then call me Peter Pan IM NEVER GROWING UP
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