nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
Just deleted any ex boyfriends and potential lovers from my phone in preparation for Vegas...
i wanna anger bang this girl behind me at work. she never shuts up with her annoying voice. but her boobs are phenom.
It was so weird. I had like an out of body experience. I heard the moaning, but I didn't know it was me.
Your cock is gonna weep like a baby
SHE WON'T ROUND UP MY GRADE! I have a 79.8% I ONLY MISSED TWO CLASSES!!! ONE WHEN I GOT DRUGGED AND ONE WHEN MY CAR GOT BROKEN INTO!! I'm interculturally competent. I used to date a Italian/Cherokee Indian. I fucked a Palestinian. How much more pro-peace can you get?
New game I thought of while bored on the train. Anytime I get a text from an ex, I will randomly text a different ex. It's like a less charitable version of pay it forward.
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
Some guy just ordered at Cosmo and 2 screwdrivers in the sky club at 8:30 am. I'm starting to feel a lot better about my alcoholism
I forced myself to puke in my garbage can, and the next day I bought a new one and burnt the old one. You could say it was a rough night
There's no discreet way to sneak a cucumber into the shower lol
I am so sorry for drunk texting you r kelly lyrics
We're gonna start a pole dancing competition or a bar fight. Stand by for results.
we are currently pregaming for our walk to the liquor store.
step one: admitting you have a problem. complete.
Hey! Its not the first time I've been eaten out in a bridesmaids dress in a church by a groomsman!
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