Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
My sister got her picture in the pub crawl section of the paper today and my dad said to me "why can't you be more like her?"
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
I came home to my brother stoned out of his mind. He got a high score on COD and asked me to have a celebration yogurt with him.
OMG bikini contest at the bar. You can see this one chicks scar from her c-section and I'm pretty sure she is the best of the bunch.
maybe volvos are so family friendly and safe because they're extremely uncomfortable to get fucked on.
he busted into the room with single cheese slices and started yelling "THROW SOME CHEESE ON THAT BITCH"
I like to think it's an accomplishment that I can relate my life to a T-pain song
So this bar tattoo not looking that great now
Want to do me the honour of waxing my legs again before I go to Mexico? I feel like it's a tradition we shouldn't break.
FINE YOU CAN EAT HOT WINGS WHILE WE HAVE SEX
Today I had sex and flossed at the same time. My relationship goals have been exceeded.
You sent me a pic of you peeing in two separate directions
and like half a dozen dick pics
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