He said he only talked to me because I talk dirty in bed.
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
nothing like a negative hiv test and a bag of condoms to brighten my day.
she was seriously choking and the whole time all he kept saying was "that's what she said"
Definitely just puked in this corn maze. Families are staring.
I think after that blow job he got the other day he'd set himself on fire if I asked.
Jesus told me in my dream not to go to the party. I am athiest for tonight PARTY ON
The only flat surface we had was a cheez it box so we snorted the blow off of that. Rock bottom really isn't that bad.
Two big black bouncers picked you up and escorted you to the elevator.
I didn't even do anything wrong. For all they knew I could have been on the US Olympic Gymnastic team. Would they kick Gabby Douglas out of a bar? I don't think so.
I actually feel a twinge of sadness recycling all of our handles... I feel like I'm throwing out some great memories or lack of them because we don't remember
Well I met my booty call's parents by accident, so that happened.
My boyfriend told me that I said I wanted to "feast on her vagina"... Glad I don't remember.
Mom just walked in with a bag of weed and funyuns. I'll talk to you later.
he yelled at me like a drill sergeant while I quickly tried to take off my pants
He casually compared computer science to childbirth and I was like "hey, as someone who has wanted to fuck you for six months now, could you please never talk about childbirth ever again"
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