i guess that's what happens when you find your girlfriend at the zoo
As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere
I'm eating my dinosaur chicken nuggets in the order they would die in the food chain.
Lucky for you, I found your phone.....Not so lucky for you, it was in the bottom of your vomit-filled trashcan.
They were like stripper heels, except business stripper heels, the kind strippers would wear to court.
We were confused who drove until we went outside and her cupholders were torn out of the dash and laying on the ground
Count me out. I seem to have semen induced blindness in one eye.
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
I've got mace and a condom. Ready to roll either way and keeping my pimp hand strong.
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
I can't believe he just friend zoned me like that.
Dude, you're not even gay.
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
Yeah. I'm so over work, that I'm not even satisfied pretending to work anymore. I just flat out want to go home. Fuck this job
leads to pukin, then cryin, then 24hr masturbatin binge, then cryin again and finally a combination of all 3
Sometimes I get confused on who I really actually know and who's lives I just know everything about via internet. Its a fine line
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