Everything went well, until I walked into his bedroom and there was a Ronald Reagan poster watching over his bed - creepy
I am looking at the epitome of fake boobs right now
I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
she was talking to me but i could help but stare at the extremely long hairs on her boobs. then she says, "your looking at the hair on my boobs aren't you"
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Just spent a extra 20 minutes on the phone with the lady from unemployment talking about how to make the best brownies.
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
Now go wash the fat girl off your hands.
theres a turtle on the table. helping me eat my ramon noodles.
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
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I'm stuck on the dance floor between two fat people. I don't think they feel my existence. Please help.
Can I just put my face in your boobs and forget the world?
To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.
Maybe one day we'll get unicorn butt tattoos together
Pretty much all i've had today is sugar and orgasms
The first thing he said was that my underwear smelled like Trix but then he looked up at me and whispered "Silly rabbit, vagina is for me."
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