I don't know where I am but the food in the fridge is awesome.
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
He didn't speak any English, but I think I caught the word turtle in there somewhere.
Why would he say turtle mid-fuck?
Okay, good. And if you have one of those portable strip poles that would be nice too.
Seriously, I'm ready to settle for ugly and unemployed as long as he has decent hygene and likes to go down.
Dude I live in a fucking closet and still get laid every weekend. Figure it out.
So I managed to get the bitch who has been copying off me all semester in History to copy the names of Pokemon towns off my test.
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
It's a gay bachelor party, it's not like dignity is to be expected
There's no winning that game with me. It's either "Can I walk home at the end of the night," or "am I throwing up trying to sleep in the front yard." Rules are irrelevant.
She's chasing her own tail and is afraid of her own feet. My stoner cat, ladies and gentlemen.
I kinda got drunk and threw my debit card into a bonfire so I don't have any money at the moment lol.
I just named someones junk. I should not be allowed to talk to people.
scale of one to ten how loathsome is it to save my chocolate easter bunny to use for a topping on my edibles
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