We were chasing that deer in the quad and next thing I remember I woke up in my RAs bed. I'm probably in trouble.
Best walk of shame ever - Brown Hennesy shirt, bright blue overly large basketball shorts, stilettos from night before - ended up buying a ton of 40's and a 30 pack of coors.
Where are you?
A place I should not be.
i was so high that i was eating crumbs of my bed only to realize they were fuzz thingies. fml.
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
smell my finger.
I can't tell whether I'm throwing up blood or licorice.
I just want you to know IcyHot in the ear is weird. Don't ask.
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
Someone spilled vodka all over the elevator floor. Bring straws.
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
I told him he could fuck me in his Notre Dame jersey if they won and he never texted back. What is this world coming to
WHY WOULD YOU SWIPE RIGHT???!!!!!
The same reason I ordered and ate almost an entire pizza last night
VIVE LA RESISTANCE
Oh god, what now?
They think I fractured my spine while doing your cousin on concrete.
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