just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
I think the sex offender registry is kind of a VIP list. You get to not live near noisy schools and parks and all your neighbors get to know you.
I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
it's already thursday and i haven't gotten drunk yet...something's not right.
He wasn't there when I woke up so I left him a heart shaped line before I left.
some guy i've known for a week sent me nudes saying "you're welcome" i need an award for this birthday
i'm going through an 80s music phase. and by phase i mean i will only have sex to white snake
I've already made the "blackout on move in day" decision
Do you think if I tell the hot Santa at work that I want a sugar daddy for Christmas that he'll get the hint?
And I just realized we will be at a strip club when the end of the world is supposed to happen. This is destiny
So after taking my shirt off, he pulls my bra off like a hockey jersey. FUCKIN PRO. Guy knew what he wanted.
I snuck out of his room and his roommate stopped me to tell me there was a condom stuck to my back
Honestly after an incomprehensible political rant yoga seems like the best option at 2 am
I forgot that I'm high because of how high I am.
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